Assignment 18: Buckets and Buckets

High School

• Get stupid dumb buckets
• Beat Harrison Lane and Luke Johnson in backyard basketball at Ross Jenkin’s house with Andy Schaefer as my teammate.
•  Eat the hottest pepper on Earth.
• Play cards against humanity
• Dunk on a 7 foot African American
•   Finally overcome all the obstacles of being a white basketball player and start on the high school boys varsity basketball team.

College Bucket List

·         Go to the Naval Academy

·         Go scuba diving in the Bahamas

·         Go a week without sleeping

·         Play college basketball

·         Go skydiving

·         Learn and become very good at Mui Thai

·         Build a bonfire in the Grand Canyon

Life Bucket List

·         Bench Press and Back Squat 500 lbs. each

·         Serve in the military

·         Speak 3 foreign languages fluently.  Preferably Russian, Arabic, and Spanish

·         Never go to prison

·         Go to Russia

·         Assassinate Kim Jung Un

·         Have 1 million dollars in my bank account at one time

·         Ride a camel through the Sahara Dessert while wearing a turban or scarf thing