Assignment 20: How to

How to procrastinate on blog posts. So its currently about 10:26 on a Tuesday night. Okay so blog posts are not due until Sunday. So am I really procrastinating? Why yes I am. See for the next 5 days I will be in D.C at a conference and will most likely not have the time or the energy to do my blog posts. So really for me they are due tonight. So first step, forget that blog posts are even a thing. Its second semester, all my semi-good habits of not forgetting blog posts have vanished and my habit of spending Monday nights catching up on blog posts are gone because well, "whats a blog post?" I ask. Step two, remember that blog posts are a thing but just find reasons not to do them. Examples include: math homework, quality Sunday night TV shows, Sunday night laziness, Sunday night depression etc. Step three, remember that blog posts are due in a week and appropriately think "CRAP" then dedicate one night to finishing your blog posts. Now if you are an overachiever in the area of procrastination, such as myself, you will put off one single blog post for the day after you decided to be blogger. Then once again, you forget about blogs. Until it is 10:26, and you have to get up in what is about now 3 hours to drive to Louisville to catch your flight, and you are finally in bed, ready to attain these 3 glorious hours of sleep when... BAM you remember you have one single blog post left, A measly 150 words separate you from sleep, But alas, you know its now or never. So you drag yourself sleepy butt out of bed to write the post, decide you are incapable of thinking about anything you actually know how to do and decide to recount why you are now about to get 2 and a half hours of sleep. Congrats, you my friend, are now a procrastinator, And it is your own dang fault because blog posts are easy and fun but you are just too good at procrastinating. Now go get those 2 and a half hours of sleep!