Assignment 21--Jacob Young

At this very moment, somewhere in the universe I know that there is a very fat leprechaun singing "Hooked on a Feeling" by Blue Swede while at the same time running across a river of purple sheep that have feathers instead of wool. This may seem far-fetched, but I can assure you that this is true. I know it to be fact because there is no evidence that this could not be possible. Who's to say that it is impossible for a sheep to be purple? Or have feathers? Or for a very fat leprechaun to be singing Blue Swede music? That's right, it is possible. Have you ever heard of Murphy's Law? It says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Well I say that it is also true, going by the same logic that anything that is possible will happen. So because it is possible for my speculation to happen, it must happen. And it must happen right at this very moment. Do you know why? It must be at this very moment because why wouldn't it be at this moment? There's no reason for it not to be occurring right at this point in time so it must be happening somewhere in the universe right now. Maybe not in America, maybe not on Earth. But somewhere out there this is all happening.