Assignment 20- Jacob Young

How to open a door with a toaster:

Now, you may think that this is the most mentally and physically challenging task of all. Some of you may never master this technique. Millions of people all throughout time have never been able to accomplish this task. However, I have come up with a simple process to finally solve the mystery of opening a door using only a toaster.
The first step in learning how to open a door with a toaster is you need the correct materials. For this you will need a door with a door handle attached to both sides of the door. Secondly, and most importantly, you will need a toaster. A standard toaster will do just fine, one with two slots for placing bread into and an electrical cord attached that will allow one to plug said toaster into a wall outlet to power it up.
Now that you have all the correct materials, there is a small caveat that you need to know first. Door handles come in all shapes and sizes, but the two most common ones are the simple spherical design and the handle that is more horizontally structured and curved. You know what I mean.
These two door handles come with two very different processes for opening with a toaster. I'm going to tell you both.
For the horizontal door knob, it is a very mentally challenging problem. However, all you have to do is stick the door knob into one of the bread slots in the toaster and turn the toaster so the handle lifts with it. Ta-da! You've opened the door.
For the spherical door knob, this task is nearly impossible. Because you can't do the same process as before because the knob won't fit inside the slot. Instead, you must use the toaster to smash a sizeable hole in the door or just completely knock the entire door down. Don't use your hands, you could break them. Use the toaster.