How to get a computer virus- david chen

To start things off I'm actually the single greatest downloader of viruses ever to skim the internet. The key to success is to know as little as possible about the inner workings of the web and computer. I personally don't know how my computer works, what the exact process is to download and install anything, and I don't read the fine print as i'm too lazy or in a hurry. Now, once you've obtained enough mediocrity the second step is to develop greed and laziness. I don't have the time to buy or purchase legitimate services on the internet. I don't use netflix, i don't order stuff off of ebay, I don't use the mainstream web service providers for anything really. Find some good old black market websites for things you want to buy and torrent movies and games to one's content. Now, i'm not saying i've ever illegally downloaded anything and you can't prove it if you tried haha. But, what i do recommend is that if you ever want something new for little to no hassle, always read the fine print or a stream of viruses will rain excrement on your head.