How to Push People's Buttons - Charlie Grimes

In this blog, I will be going through a variety of ways of getting on people's nerves and/or pushing their buttons.

1.) Twist people's words to make them sound much more ridiculous and extreme than they actually are.

2.) While in the middle of a sentence, simply stop speaking, and act as if you just finished your sentence. This will leave people confused and frustrated, especially upon doing this multiple times in the same conversation.

3.) Continually take the shortest route to your seat in all of your classrooms, even if it involves climbing over tables, chairs, and other students (hey Mr. Logsdon).

4.) Make confused faces at people after they answer a question aloud in class, as if what they said is the most inconceivably stupid thing you've ever heard.

5.) While sitting at a stoplight with people in your car, pump the brakes to the beat of the song that is playing. This is not only sickening but annoying as hell.

6.) Make radical political statements to incite specific people's rage; then, while they are trying to argue back, simply make loud noises to nullify any points that they may or may not have. This will really get people going.