Assignment 13- Sloan Warner- Changes

There are many things in this world that I love, but one that is nearest to my heart is government in America controlling me like a robot. I just love when the government issues a new, pointless tax on the hardworking American people. It is taxes and regulations that just get me going in the morning allowing me to wake up a happy man and go to sleep with nothing on my mind. It’s not like this country broke away from another country because they thought they were being taxed too heavily and couldn’t take it anymore. Sometimes, I ask myself, “why doesn’t the government just give everyone a wheelchair so none of us have to walk, because god forbid the American people have to support, literally and figuratively, our own body weight?” All I want is a president who will control everything for me so I don’t have to take any initiative and I can live like just like the glory days of Kindergarten when my mom did everything for me. Oh how I wish I could live like a Kindergartner once more!