Right Now - Cory Baker

At this very moment, somewhere in the universe someone is counting to a million. They won't get there though. They'll give up at 100 if their smart, 1000 if their lucky. They will realize everything is futile. They may be thinking of nothing but the next number, preparing their brain for the vast emptiness that is death. They also might be thinking about Ord from Dragon Tales. If it is any of the dragons from Dragon Tales they would be thinking of Ord because he is the best dragon. They are probably thinking about how cool it is when he makes Dragon Corn. Dragon corn is basically popcorn for you readers out there not particularly fluent in Dragon Tales references. Theses are all thoughts that may occupy the brain of someone counting to a million because honestly a lot of thoughts are going to end up going through the head of someone counting all the way to a million.