Boo!! -Rena Childers

STEP ONE:

Drive to grocery store and buy ever non-perishable item. Next, drive to gas station and fill 12 containers with gasoline (I would have a smart car/prius so this should get me very far).

STEP TWO:

Put together a bag with 3 pairs of clothing and bring along comfortable shoes and socks; don’t forget a winter jacket. Go to your local Japanese store, say the magic word and get granted entry into the back room. Pick out your favorite/the most intimidating samurai sword. Pay the man who works behind the desk to teach you fighting strategies.

STEP THREE:

Go to your favorite restaurant and eat your favorite food; you will most likely never have it again. Next, drive to the most rural part of either Kentucky or a surrounding state and find an abandoned home. Make sure the population (before the Zombie apocalypse) is under 5,000 people.

STEP FOUR:

Begin to rebuild your life there. Create a small garden in the back of the house but make sure to cover it with leaves and dirt so it looks old. This part is gross so prepare: find a nearby dead person and cover yourself in their blood so that the zombies won’t be able to easily smell you.

STEP FIVE:

If an intelligent person comes along whom you know can fight the zombies if necessary, ask them to live with you so that you don’t go completely crazy…