create your own adventure - david chen

So 3 writing prompts that i personally find intriguing are:

1.  Why do we say alarms are going off if they are turning on?

2.  If the #2 pencil is the most popular why is still #2?

3. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

I will be answering prompt 3 because it is the most articulate and mentally intense. To begin my answer, one must understand the background to understand the solution, so I'll enlighten those unfamiliar to this. Butter and bread both individually possess no distinctive qualities. Each are physical objects which adhere to the law of physics just the saw as everything else. However, a phenomenon happens when you combine the to substrates. There is a metaphysical aspect created that warps reality and always makes the bread land butter face down. Time and time again our modern society has seen this theory slowly solidify into a unbreakable rule of physics and a mystery in science. Now to bring the question back into account, what is so interesting about this situation? Well it also happens that cats bend reality and distort the environment around them to adjust their falls to always landing on their feet. So we are brought back to the question; what happens when two unstoppable forces are made to contradict each other. They can't break their natural tendency to adjust their surroundings so they land on the ground, so there is only 1 remaining possibility. The two objects will oppose each other with such force that a ripple in the fabric of space will occur, tearing the very essence of the environment apart. The resulting force will then cause a black hole to appear. Swallowing everything in sight, it will slowly consume the world as we know it. Leaving nothing then a empty vacuum of space where the Great George W. Bush once resided.