Assignment 10 - Cory Baker

The scariest thing to me is not having enough Vaseline at any given time to free my head from the railings of stairs if my head were to get stuck. If my head gets stuck and I can't free it then my circulation will be cut off and my head will fall off. I don't think it is highly unlikely for me to get my head stuck in some railings because I'm always up to some wacky shenanigans. I always make sure to carry lots of Vaseline because then I will cover my body in it and slip right out like squeezing a wet hotdog. If I am unable to achieve this hotdog like form then I may lose my head literally and metaphorically. This has led to me carrying a full bathtubs worth of Vaseline on my person at every waking moment. I should start carrying it with me in my sleep in case of sleep walking. Sleep walking my head into the railing is infinitely more dangerous.