Assignment 13: Jack Phillips

Ahh, global warming. Wouldn't it be splended? Just think of a place where it doesn't get cold in the winter, And a place where Kentucky would have shoreline? It would be wonderful. I can see it now, basking in the sun in the middle of december, not having to worry about shoveling snow, or getting to cold, or any of those other pesky things that happen in the winter now. And sure the summer would be a bit hot, but what else is the air conditioning for? We all live indoors so it shouldn't be too much of a hassle. It would be worth it through and through. To all of those so called environmentalists out there, I say to quit your whining and complaining, lets pump some more CFCs into the air and make our world one nice place to live. If those big corporations are helping the process, then why punish them? We should all be thanking them for their contributions to a more livable world. So on behalf of all people with half a brain, thank you for all of your help. we could have never done it without you, and we are really benefiting from your contributions to this earth.