Assignment 14 - Cory Baker

Thanksgiving time is usually very festive in my house. We like to decorate our house as a very large turkey, and then convert the interior to the insides of a turkey. It is very dark and damp and the people pick the turkey meat off the walls. When I was little it was terrifying but now I have come to enjoy it as just another family tradition. My least favorite part is setting it all up because it requires days of hard labor to spread the meat evenly throughout the house and smear it into the walls good enough. It is also very difficult to stretch the turkey skin out enough to cover the entire house. Every year my grandma stitches together over 1000 turkey skins to cover the outside of our house but it's still never big enough. Old people never get anything right. It's still not as good as Easter though where we wear rabbit skins and bathe in melted chocolate.