Assignment 12 - Aislinn Langley

I happen to know a thing or two about homeostasis. From what I've heard discussed at the dinner table, it has to do with maintaining internal systems and temperatures. And if there is anyone who knows a little somethin' somethin' about maintaining temperature, it's me. In fact, I might even go so far as to say that homeostasis is my purpose in life.
Some people can't seem to understand this. They buy me for the purpose of maintaining this temperature, and then what do they do? They constantly leave me open and make my life difficult. And why do they keep putting Tupperware containers full of food in me? Do they think I eat it? Do they think I need to eat? I don't need food, I need them to stop leaving the freaking door open.
Maybe they constantly mess with me because it's amusing. I guess they must find it hilarious, because they seem to do it all day every day. In the morning, they let my chill escape not once, not twice, not even thrice, but at least six times before they bugger off to do whatever it is they do all day.In the evening, it's a never-ending cycle of open-close, open-close, open-close. I mean I just really don't understand the appeal.
And another thing - what is the freezer's issue? The guy needs to chill. Not literally. He does way too much of that as it is. We have the same job, but mister high and mighty just decides he's going to maintain a lower temperature like it's a freaking competition. He's always trying to go above and beyond (or rather, below and beyond) without taking into consideration the fact that we share a side, so all his frostiness just makes my job more difficult!
Honestly, some people just have no regard for temperature regulation.