Neighbor - Charlie Blondell

David Chen. Oh yes, David Chen. He's one of those kids that when you call him by name, it has to be his full name. It has a ring to it like that. David Chen is an average height, Asian-American fellow with dark hair and glasses. You probably can't talk to David Chen without hearing a sarcastic or mocking remark, but always followed with a good laugh that makes you wanna laugh, too. If you take David Chen's comments seriously, you are the one in the wrong. Never is he actually attempting to make someone feel insecure or inferior (most of the time). In other words, David Chen is the biggest-hearted smartass I know. Our conversations usually stay connected to one topic: South Park. Our greatest quality in common is our love for the show and our expertise knowledge of quotes from it. Almost anything Mr. Logsdon or anyone in the class remarks, given the opportunity, David Chen and I will refer it back to an episode of South Park. This literally is the only thing we talk about. One, because it is the easiest thing to do when class is boring. And two, it is the most original, smartest, funniest, and overall best cartoon easily ever made. If you disagree, David Chen and I hate you.