Assignment 12: Brave Little Toaster - Walt Finch

Once upon a time there was a little chocolate chip cookie.  This cookie had been made about a week ago by Breland Finch, and ever since then he had been kept in a cookie jar on the kitchen counter.  About every day when Walt got home from practice he would go grab a cookie, eat it, then go take a shower.  Andy was very afraid of Walt.  He did not want to get eaten.
One day all of Andy's friends were gone, and he was the only one left in the cookie jar.  He knew that if he did not figure out how to escape then he would get eaten that afternoon so he tried everything he could think of.  The sad thing was that since he was a cookie, he was to soft to open up the lid or push the jar off the counter and break it.
So when Walt came to eat his daily cookie Andy did the only thing he could think of, he squirted Walt with one of his chocolate chips, jumped out and ran away.  Walt did not chase after him because he was too tired from practice.  He just figured he would get that cookie one day.
And that day did come.  Since Andy had never figured out a way to get out the house because he was the stupidest cookie in that whole batch, he decided to take a nap on the counter.  He did not wake up when Walt got home from practice either.  And you know what Walt did? He ate that cookie, and enjoyed every last bit.  And no one ever heard from Andy again.