Neighbor- Mark O'Brien

I have no living neighbor to write about.  Although you always give me two sheets of paper whenever you are passing things out.  For this assignment however, I will tell you the tale of my imaginary neighbor, Gerald.  Gerald is a man that is 5'3" and can dunk.  He is ridiculous at everything he does, wether it be bass fishing, bowling or physics.  He gets more girls than anybody I know.  His favorite color is green because he gets money.  Gerald is a man who you could call if you need help with anything and he is immediately by your side.  If I ever get bored in English class (which almost never happens) Gerald will tell me the most interesting story about his life.  Me man has been on the most insane spring break trips you can think of.  Have you heard about that Bud Light Cruise to the island where it is just a week long party?  Gerald has done that.  Basically Gerald is who I aspire to be in life.